Dispatches from the edge of reason. This is where dystopian fiction, dark comedy, and cultural send-ups live — from the serialized absurdity of The Last Shareholder’s Meeting to gonzo critiques of power, psychics, and SEO rituals.

Field Notes from the Kingdom of Absolute Evil

Dispatch 2: The Day the Morons Took the Mic I. Sanctified Stupidity In the Empire of the Unread, stupidity holds the scepter. Screaming louder earns you reverence. Thinking earns you suspicion. From book bans to flat-earth sermonettes, superstition walks tall while critical thought is labeled sedition. Experts are apostates. Scientists…

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The Green Light: When SEO for Novelists Becomes Absurd

By Alamantra08.18.2025 Writing fiction shouldn’t mean checking boxes for keyword density. But in this satire, The Green Light, a novelist discovers what happens when SEO for novelists becomes the tyrant of creativity. The Novelist Meets the Algorithm Monroe sat at his desk, sweating over a chapter about betrayal, lust, and…

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How to Be a Successful Psychic

Being a successful psychic isn’t about supernatural gifts — it’s about reading people, preparing well, and guiding the conversation so your insight feels uncannily accurate. Whether face-to-face, on the phone, or online, the real magic is making them believe you see what no one else can.

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Field Notes from The Kingdom of Absolute Evil

In the Kingdom of Absolute Evil, corruption isn’t hidden—it’s the national pastime. Power feeds on apathy, propaganda replaces thought, and greed wears a patriotic grin. These field notes chart a land where cruelty is policy, decency is defiance, and the only crime is refusing to bow.

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